Well that was unexpected...

My obsessions: Facebook, all things celebrity, felines, sleeping on the couch, skim milk, sweatpants, Harry Potter, and of course Franzia, my one true love.
slutasaurusrexxx:

interrobangin:

synecdoche:

supertracers:
Ugh, love him. Love this show.

yes please

He’s the funniest, but I can relate to Dennis the most :D

OBSESSED.

slutasaurusrexxx:

interrobangin:

synecdoche:

supertracers:

Ugh, love him. Love this show.

yes please

He’s the funniest, but I can relate to Dennis the most :D

OBSESSED.

There was definitely something in there. Katie Keller
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slutasaurusrexxx:

Justin Timberlake V.S. Benny Benassi / Sexy Back [CASHDUKE mashup]


I can C myself and Gracie listening 2 dis on da way 2 dierbergs.

YES.

Are there such things as ass sports bras?

getatumblrdoittt:

I really need one. It has obviously been too long since the last time I ran.

Ahahahaha this is hilarious. If you ever find one, let me know.

BEST. INTERVIEW. EVER.

Paige and Chels, watch it again. It’s even better the second (or thirteenth) time.

Just a thought…

Really, Levi Johnston (and family)?

Of all the news outlets or talk shows you could have chosen to showcase what dumbasses you and Bristol Palin are, you chose the Tyra Banks show? Is it because of her deep insight? Her show’s reputation as respected and intelligent? THEY DIDN’T EVEN PAY YOU ANYTHING! No reputable news/talk show would have had you on for free?

Now don’t get me wrong, I love Tyra. Her interview with Beyonce (which I will be posting shortly) was like the apex of fierce, and I’d be lying if I said I couldn’t name all the winners of America’s Next Top Model. However, this is not the woman I would choose to speak to if I wanted to avoid looking like an idiot/white trash.

If you really wanted to piss off the Palins you should have just talked to MSNBC.

katlynlouise:

slutasaurusrexxx:
Epic pic, sans creepstar.
Reblog, necessary.
I love all of my friends.

How could I NOT reblog this?

katlynlouise:

slutasaurusrexxx:

Epic pic, sans creepstar.

Reblog, necessary.

I love all of my friends.

How could I NOT reblog this?

I may not have a Mac with cool photobooth effects, but I do have this. I’m satisfied.

I may not have a Mac with cool photobooth effects, but I do have this. I’m satisfied.

But then she asked me what I wanted on the other pizza, and that’s when things got tricky. A morning-after drunk Katie Keller, describing her experience trying to order Gumby’s on the phone