April 2009
15 posts
“There was definitely something in there.”
– Katie Keller
slutasaurusrexxx:
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Are there such things as ass sports bras?
getatumblrdoittt:
I really need one. It has obviously been too long since the last time I ran.
Ahahahaha this is hilarious. If you ever find one, let me know.
Just a thought...
Really, Levi Johnston (and family)?
Of all the news outlets or talk shows you could have chosen to showcase what dumbasses you and Bristol Palin are, you chose the Tyra Banks show? Is it because of her deep insight? Her show’s reputation as respected and intelligent? THEY DIDN’T EVEN PAY YOU ANYTHING! No reputable news/talk show would have had you on for free?
Now don’t get me...
Senate overrides governor's veto... →
katlynlouise:
ericazucco:
…and legalizes gay marriage in Vermont.
Hell yeah. Go Vermont.
Hooray!
“But then she asked me what I wanted on the other pizza, and that’s when...”
– A morning-after drunk Katie Keller, describing her experience trying to order Gumby’s on the phone
Things I am currently happy about
1) That there was no broken glass in my shower from when Katie “accidentally” kicked in the window directly over it on Saturday night (No, I hadn’t showered since then. No, you’re gross.) I forgot to look before I got in. However, I don’t think I would have been too upset; it was probably the most hilarious thing I’ve witnessed in the recent past.
2) That three...
Suriouzly?
slutasaurusrexxx:
She doesn’t wear pants … neither do I. Fate?
Perhaps this is why I love the two of you so much. In fact, I’m sure it is.
Well hello there.
So, Katie finally convinced me to get a tumblr. Get ready for a lot of pictures of cats and Seth Rogan.